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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Storm of the Decade

Today we have been blessed with excitement.  This is a much needed event in February in Michigan.
Giant snowstorm heading in.  Our area is to expect up to 16 inches of snow tonight and an additional 8 tomorrow.  Count 'em up.  24 inches of righteous, blinding, whipping snow in your face cold ass shit!
To accompany this wondrous snow event is up to 60 mph winds.  BLIZZARD WARNINGS IN EFFECT FOR A SIMPLE LIFE.  PLEASE TAKE SHELTER AT THE NEAREST WATERING HOLE AND PREPARE TO MAKE SNOW ANGELS IN THE STREET!
Work told us today to check the news at 4am tomorrow to see if we are cancelled.  Too funny to see your work listed with the school closings.  I'm down with it.  Seriously though, that is a shitload of snow and of course the whole area is in an uproar.  Grocery stores are packed, gas prices are up, generators are on sale, beer is being poured in a glass (wait that's just at my house).  I have not had the fortune of witnessing a blizzard of this proportion in my measly 36 yrs of life.  The blizzard of 78 I was 4.  I probably was still shitting my drawers at 4.  (I'm a slow learner)  So hell yeah I'm excited.  Stay tuned for pics and posts on the blizzard of 2011. 
I would also like to welcome Cindy to my followers list.  Thank you for stopping by.  As well as Simple Dude.  I appreciate every time you read my crap.  It makes me a better person knowing you are there gagging in the glow of your computer monitor.  Seriously thanks!!

My porno title for this post is.....
Black Shafts in a White World------not sure what to make of that one because anything I type may
                                                       seem racists but once you go black...
And the picture is......

Hey hand me that scraper would ya?

6 comments:

  1. My window thermometer said it was lower than negative 20 this morning and I don't think we're even included in this storm. It's just business as usual in Montana. The dogs are pretty unhappy about it, though.

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  2. Why didn't i join you long ago? Well i'm following you now. Did you see my post to you the other day on SD's blog? I was just picking i promise. Down south we are lucky to see the temperature go below 28. Have fun in the snow.

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  3. I hate anyone is experiencing this storm, but glad it's missing us. Hopefully all will go okay for you.

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  4. Vickie--That's cold. We've reached 9 below so far this winter but nothing like that. Stay warm and safe. I can't wait for spring

    Larry--I'm glad you missed this one. Probably would have been freezing rain for you.

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  5. catie-Thanks for following. It's been a slow road gaining any followers. I'm glad your here.
    I'd have to go back and look but I'm assuming it was about deer heads? Don't worry about it not much bothers me. (that I would admit to anyways)Hope you stick around.

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  6. Yeah, i was picking onyou because our house has been invaded by deer heads in the past few years. We didn't kill them all, okay well msot of them. But my step dads friends just give us their deer heads.

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