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Thursday, December 10, 2015

Thirsty Thursday and My Top Ten Bushman visits Mexico

Hey y'all,

It's Thirsty Thursday again!!!!!!!!!!

I used to do a segment entitled, "Thirsty Thursday and My Top Ten"

It was a tribute to the end of the work week (for me anyways) and I would have a cold beer (or ten) and list the top ten things that happened during the week.  Good or bad you decide.

I always liked those posts and sometimes they were even funny but then again I was drunk so your call...

So without further flagrancy, I give you this weeks Thirsty Thursday and my Top Ten.

My drink of the evening (4:04  PM) is a Donut Shop Nutty Caramel coffee.  Don't judge I still have things to do this evening that require sobriety (driving is a good excuse)

#1  I am leaving on vacation tomorrow!  (your not and don't say you're jealous when you really just hate me)

#2  I have kept a pretty good vigil on my weight and exercise and as of now have lost 18 lbs. (unfortunately, I found 6 of those back in the last few weeks)

#3  My chin whiskers are no longer salt and pepper colored  (They're all salt now)

#4  One of my favorite chickens, Boo, died.  Peeka is still here (hide and seek isn't much fun anymore)

#5  I am done working for 25 days  (How fat can I get?)

#6  This year I have covered North America quite well.  Canada, USA and now Mexico  (Quiero Cerveza,  eh?)

#7  Almost all my winter-prep chores have been completed  ( need snow to cover the dog poo now)

#8  All of my venison sausage and snack sticks are complete  (now to spend a fortune mailing them     out)

#9  Waking up at 2 AM to leave the house at 3 AM tomorrow  (why even go to sleep?)

#10  Did I tell you I'm going on vacation tomorrow?

There you have it.  I see now why it's better with alcohol instead of coffee.  LOL  Maybe next week!

Now where did I leave that Spanish textbook from 1992?

Donde esta el libro?

AKA - El Conquistador


  1. You could just put alcohol in your coffee and get the best of both worlds. Have a great trip!'

  2. Have an outstanding vacation! We leave on ours next Saturday. I'll be getting an early start, but I don't think it will be as early as yours.

    All the best in 2016!

    Arlee Bird
    Wrote By Rote

  3. Not funny? Psh, if it's not funny, it's because the reader ISN'T drunk, which is their problem, not yours.

    Enjoy that vacation! ... he said, while hating you.

  4. It should more accurately be, "Donde estan las cervezas?"
    It took my until MONDAY to read this.
    Gotta go to work now.

  5. Well, Al… I'm even later to the reading party.

    Bushman, by the time you get this comment you'll be back in the USA fretting about the cold, and the lack of snow to cover the dog poo.

    I'm sending you and Angel wishes for a peaceful and happy Christmas - may 2016 be the year where dreams come true. Sent with warm hugs and happy thoughts.


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