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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Fart Now Loading and Thirsty Thursday!!

Hello and welcome to Thirsty Thursday!
40 hours of work finished and now it's time to celebrate the warm weather.  65 degrees.  It's better than a Christmas present.  Nothing lifts a spirit more this time of year as when the temps soar to the balmy 60s.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, is all I can say.  Now on to more pressing issues.

..................................Shit I don't have any.  Duhhh it's a Simple Life.  Hello.  So this Thursday brings with it not only warm weather but a nice roast with carrots and taters, that has been in the slow cooker for 12 hours now.  Along with the already finished dinner I have an accomplice who's name is Leinenkugel.  Red Lager for short (or long).  6 of them all nice and tasty hiding underneath that bottle cap.  My favorite is the 1888 Bock but they didn't have that at the wimpy, stupid store.  I went to the little store not the big one so that's what I get for being lazy.  I don't care what you say.  Beer is not just beer.  OK   Given the choice what would you drink.  A natural light or a Killian's?  Ugh I can't believe I just let Natural light into my blog.  Sorry! 
I used to be a quantity drinker.  24 Miller Lites please.  Now it's more like 6 Leinies please.
Anyways enough about beer.  Beer is like an opinion.  Too many and they all need to be heard or drank!!

House update........well and septic inspection is Monday.  I plan to take an hour off work to be there so I can see everything they do and put in my 3 cents.  That will take a week for the report to get back to the bank so....about a week from Monday I should get a hard closing date.  I'm so freaking excited I can't stand it.  So far I have my garden spot picked out, my lawn tractor and cart picked out, paint colors, cabinets, counter tops, tile, carpet, patio, pergola, water feature, fire feature, flowers, shrubs, trees, snow blower and 376 other things already picked out.  Now I just need someone to buy them for me.  Its just killing me right now especially with the nice weather.  I don't want to do anything here , I want to do it there but I can't.

OK enough for now but I stopped at Wal Mart the other day to look for something and I seen......this!
As I was choking on my frozen coke I turned my head and lo and behold!

That was enough.  I got the hell out of there.  I was scared.  Really scared.

2 comments:

  1. ho.ly. crap...so to speak...

    i need to go to wally's some time and get some blogfodder!

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