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Sunday, March 1, 2015

Signs of Sarcasm


Today has been a busy day.
I started the morning editing a paper for my daughter's's college English class.  It was left open on my computer so I couldn't help myself.  I hope she is receptive! (secretly I rather enjoyed it)

After that, I worked on my book for awhile.  Currently, my word total resides at 47,734 words.  The words flowed free this morning, unencumbered by any chores that needed to be done.  I was free for the day.  As the story begins to wind down to the end it picks up in pace and intensity.  I find the words coming faster than I can type them.  I should hope for this type of writing forever!

I perused facebook for a spell and came across some funny things I thought I would share.  I am a huge fan of sarcasm and wittiness so these were perfect.

I hope you enjoy.

For when average fucks just won't work

We need more signs like this one

In my day they were only worth 500

My favorite



Point...taken.

Urination is allowed


What color is your dress?

7 comments:

  1. After seeing that "Megaflicks" one the only thing I can think of is this: if your name is Clint, be VERY careful with your spacing.

    Happy birthday, Clint!

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    1. We have an engineer at work whose name is Micheal Hundt. Not shitting you either!

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  2. Loved the last one on entering Arkansas. Sounds like the writing is going really good! Must feel good to be close to finishing and to see the goal achieved!

    betty

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    1. That one is pretty funny. It feels nice to be closing in on the goal for sure. I expect it will all be over soon enough and then on to the next one.

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  3. Wit and Humour - never can get enough. Thanks for the giggles.

    Also, Oma's sending two thumbs up…

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    1. I love getting a chuckle out of things like this.
      Tell Oma thanks!

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  4. Fun stuff. The Arkansas sign is hilarious. You are really getting along on your book. Not bad at all.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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