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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Politics, Weather and Fu%&in the Duck!!

Well hello there!  How ya been?  Can I get you a soda? (in the voice of Stewie from family guy)

No really cartoon voices imitated in type just don't have the same jive as they do live.  Yeah Disco Stu says Jive baby Jive!  Dammit I did it again. 

OK I'm gonna start over.  Here is what's raving at work and around town here in this booming  metropolis of Charlotte Mi. ( at least in the confines of my small world )

Supreme court passes law allowing protesters to keep protesting at the funerals of our fallen soldiers.
Yes it sounds terrible.  Do I agree with the protesters?  Absolutely not.  Do I agree with the supreme court?
Absolutely!  The right to free speech is one of the building blocks of this country.  If they take away those people's right to demonstrate then what next?  Slowly but surely they will vaporize all of our rights and we'll just be called North Kormerica or Chinamerica.  It's true.  Think about it.  Our country allows us the freedoms to almost do as we please.  We are also expected to use good judgement and keep our morals intact.  This is the price we must pay to keep these rights.  Not everyone has these qualities (above mentioned protesters) it is our duty as fellow Americans to show our discontent and find other ways to deter these events.  We have the ability to identify every individual involved and utilize our other given rights to subdue their unpatriotic actions.  Boycotting these peoples work forces would work well.  Not allowing them in your stores works well.  Beating their ass works well.  Wait that goes against what I just said.  (do it in private)
What I'm saying is what is good for the goose is good for the gander.  Keep that in mind when your ready to start stripping rights.  You can not individualize certain rights. 

Next in line is this crazy f--in weather.  Everyone talks about weather but here in a nutshell:
Two big snowstorms back to back.
Then 10 degrees
Then rain and 40
then freezing rain and 30
some more snow
rain again and 40
and then going back tot he single digits next week.
Fuck me running what did I ever do to you Mother Nature.   Bitch!

Finally for this rainy, sleety warmish cold day.  I have an accepted offer on a house.  Can you believe it?
It's in the country, it's 3 bedrooms, it has a fireplace, attached garage, property, built  in the 70s.
It is NOT in a flood zone, it does NOT have a waterfall in the basement, it has NOT been stole by another bidder.  We meet today to sign the contract and hand over the deposit.  Next in line is inspections and appraisals.  It's in the hands of the bank now.  Although with my history of home searching the house will probably not qualify due to the fact that FHA only allows 10 crows per square mile and this area actually has 12 crows.  Yeah if it's out there I'll find it.  My fingers are crossed!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck a duck!!


  1. the pic is spot on!

    and you are so right on the rights...

    the jacktarded morons that are protesting the funerals of dead soldiers are the kind of people that need to be shipped overseas to be used as bunker bags.

    but they do have the right to be a moron.

    and they actually may give my evil twin a new rant...

    i personally deplore certain indidvual (skinheaded mentality types) but if they get shut down, then who is next?

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    sorry i guess i should have just posted with a link to your post...

    i think i will do just that

    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

  2. oh nad congrats on the house...

    fingers crossed and little convo with the big guy in your honor!


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