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Friday, March 30, 2012

Love my emails!

So I'm sitting here drinking beer and cruising the list on the A to Z blog challenge and my phone lets out a little jingle.  Glancing quickly I read the title-Whattup?  It's from fun girl.  Do I know fun girl?  No......not yet anyways.  I mean I know it's spam but curiosity killed the horny middle aged man cat right?  So I click and I get this:
All I have to do is send her an email.  She will then reply with "her best pictures".  Enticing?  uhhhh yep!
Well in a heated debate with my conscience and the left button on the mouse (he is in cahoots with my wife) I did not click.  However my imagination is running rampant right now.  I feel like I'm eighteen again.....for the third time.
Anyways I wonder what it is I clicked on or what I read to have something like this manifest itself on my screen. Soon to be screensaver.  I must say between this one and  THIS ONE I stand a pretty good chance of getting divorced hooking up.
Too bad I'm old and grey.  I can fix the grey ya know.
That's all I got for now just couldn't let it go to waste.  if you need the email....email me....and I will ema....nevermind!

3 comments:

  1. That is one wonderful picture! The bummer is....it's almost one in the morning and Mrs. Penwasser is out of town (she's in Washington to help our daughter shop for a prom dress).
    So, now, after seeing that picture, I have to ask, "Oh, GREAT! Now what am I going to do with THIS!?"

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  2. I think you made the right decision! Hopefully, Mr. Penwasser isn't contacting her right now for A to Z research! Julie

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  3. No, I didn't contact her. But, I got a little carried away and set myself on fire.

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